Oh, boy. The emails and phone calls are already coming in. "Is everything okay?" "Are you affected by the riots?" "Should I cancel my upcoming trip to Paris?"
I don't know the actual numbers of protesters. I am not a journalist. But Paris is not on fire.
Then after reading all the French and foreign press I could get my hands on and still try to accomplish something with my day, I received the Borowitz Report.
I guess we all could use a little levity, this from a very irreverent American guy's perspective. Did he get the numbers right?