All I can say is it's a damned good thing that I have a sense of humor.
Here are some of the French language bloopers I've made, loud and proud, as I boldly go where I've never gone before en français.
"She's forty years old and dust."
"I'd love to see the performance of the Nutbreaker at the Opera Garnier this Christmas."
"It's an apartment with beautiful old exposed whores."
"He was so mad, he farted the maps."
"She was a lesbian for the government during the war."
"Sarkozy is one of the only French politicians who isn't a hoax, right?"
"In order to get a job, you have to have a race track, I think, especially for Americans."
And these are just the ones I'm admitting to.
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