Perhaps -- oh, I can dream, can't I? -- before long we will no longer be subjected to the annoying, tread-worn advertising campaign "Do You Speak English?"in the metro, with the grinning model giving a thumbs up, or thumb-and forefinger in the A-Okay sign.
"Yes! I speak Wall Street English."
Perhaps the Wall Street Institute will change its name to the Main Street Institute? Here's a possible ad poster.