Since $5 only around €0.50 these days, I'm surprised she accepted it.(Not that I'm feeling grumpy about the exchange rate or anything.)
Wow. The baby-in-a-sling scam is so well known it's even the Rick Steves guidebooks. Nice opening line.
You may see me out there asking if people speak english. Anyone have a baby can borrow... I mean babysit?
She didn't have a baby in a sling, just chutzpah in a sling.Misplaced, I'm sure you can work on your act sans bebe! You could offer to sell some of your great Parisian prose -- it's priceless!I do mean 'priceless' as in, worth infinite amounts of euros...
Misplaced, i've got 2 kids you can watch. I get 50% of the take though.I tell them, in perfect English, that "no I dont speak English have a great day". This seems to annoy them more than they annoy me.
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Since $5 only around €0.50 these days, I'm surprised she accepted it.
ReplyDelete(Not that I'm feeling grumpy about the exchange rate or anything.)
Wow. The baby-in-a-sling scam is so well known it's even the Rick Steves guidebooks. Nice opening line.
ReplyDeleteYou may see me out there asking if people speak english. Anyone have a baby can borrow... I mean babysit?
ReplyDeleteShe didn't have a baby in a sling, just chutzpah in a sling.
ReplyDeleteMisplaced, I'm sure you can work on your act sans bebe! You could offer to sell some of your great Parisian prose -- it's priceless!
I do mean 'priceless' as in, worth infinite amounts of euros...
Misplaced, i've got 2 kids you can watch. I get 50% of the take though.
ReplyDeleteI tell them, in perfect English, that "no I dont speak English have a great day". This seems to annoy them more than they annoy me.