But the rest of you sprightly youths in Paris can join Young Democrats Abroad and Young Republicans Abroad as they cheer on their candidates at the next Presidential Debate.
The Paris gathering will be held at the Hideout, 32 rue Dauphine, Paris, 75006 on Tuesday, October 7, to watch the televised debate live.
Folks will begin arriving around midnight, but the debate won't start until 3 a.m. (9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time).
Me? Please, I'm not a bad citizen. Just a sleep-deprived one. I'll watch the re-run of the debate, while sipping my cafe au lait first thing in the morning on Wednesday, on CNN.com, after my middle-aged beauty sleep. Wearing this for good measure: